If you have ever received a participation trophy, maybe a 12th place ribbon. If you’ve never had to watch your competition receive a award after mercilessly beating your ass. You’re gonna want to pay attention here.
Today’s collective minds all agree on one thing, “EVERYONE SHOULD WIN!” Right? Fucking wrong! There are always going to be two things in this world, a winner, and a fucking loser. Let’s give this kid a trophy for “good try”, that way when he grows up and loses out on a competitive job, his self-esteem will plummet!
You are not helping these poor fucking kids, you’re setting them up for complete fucking life failure.You wrench away their ability to cope by making them think, everyone who tries will win, guess what fuck bags, you don’t and you fucking won’t.
Big Jim competition is gonna get the hot chick and the nice job. While little Johnny Fucking Tries A lot, stinks like whiskey and utter failure. Why? Because instead of teaching him how to cope with losing and the satisfaction behind working hard and getting better to win next time, you told this little sack of tears and shit, “its OK, I know you lost, but you tried hard so, here is your trophy”.
So, listen up dung heaps,
NOT EVERYONE WINS. YOU WILL FUCKING LOSE, STOP BEING A WHINY LITTLE PUSS HOLE, SACK UP AND FUCKING DEAL WITH IT!
Let me know what an asshole I am in the comments, you know, if you have the fucking stones.